UPDATE: So the boyfriend and I took time out of our oh-so-glamorous schedules, and went to see Goldmember. Though the opening sequence was very amusing, I did laugh out loud, the rest of the movie was -- at best -- disjointed. The gags and plotlines were all over the place, and the newest character, "Goldmember", didn't tickle my funny bone so much as he grossed me out, and irritated me. All that said, my 10 bucks was better spent than it was on than that travesty Road to Perdition.